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clydens: likewise, with you there sis - may u have a nice weekend too...enjoy and have a nice day...
Tita Beng: I would love to attend a homecoming if only there'd be one for me. I miss the old friends and classmates!It's the best time to come home, J! Take care!
shy: very cute baby :=)
clydens: visiting you here my dear sis, won't u mind me calling you such please?
Badet: Hello, dropping by. :)
clydens: hi there and what's up?...hope everything's okay...keep it up...
Clarisse: oh no ouch nga. i'm glad you're feeling better though! ako a little depressed...hindi naman full moon
ruthi: hi, this is the first time i visited this blog. didn't know you are a teacher too. nice blog indeed.
clydens: kumusta ka na jan?...hope everything's fine...
Yza: Hi, Juls! It's nice to be back. Hmmmnnn. What's new? :)
winnie: hi, care to exchange link?
Clarisse: pandagdag sakit...hehehe, pero sana magaling ka na...In my recent post "An Old Friendship, revisited". Hope you can post a comment/response to my last line, if you have the time. just for fun...Thanks!
clydens: hello there, i'm just hopping...
CLARISSE: I have a tag for you! hehehe
CLARISSE: just dropping by to say TGIF! Have a nice weekend!
marites1034: How's your halloween, Jul? Mine's good. we had our office Halloween party last week, u can check out the pix in my blog:)
Clarisse: haay salamat nabuhay siya... how are you na? hope all is well. it's only now that it started to rain here. sarap !
tita beng: Boo! to you as wellBoo! to yoiu as well. ha ha ha..
j: was here na rin hoping mahanap kita dito.
Kerri: I was just doing some surfing. Went and looked at your other blog too. Happy Birthday to you today! Oh and btw your daughter looked really sweet in her costume. Looks like she had fun. Hope you have a good brithday.
clydens: hello there and just checking your updates, hope 2 hear from u soon...God Bless...
J'laine: Just stopped by to say hi-hope you are having a good weekend-see ya soon
Claire: di masyadong busy! customer service kasi so in between calls and paperwork..babad! (plus hopefully sana extra income ulit, lapit na ang Christmas!!! jk
Claire: Hi, this is Clarisse M of Coffee, anyone? I have an additional blogsite I wish I can also exchange links with you. (SUPER EMPTY PA) You can check it out, just click on my name. Thanks!
Clarisse: halu kamusta ka na. busy ka pa din!
Bud: hi, it's nice to be here :)
lili: hopping...
marites: that song by MYMP-Make your Mama Proud was popular for sometime here. The lady singer is from Davao City. i always find it adorable when kids learn to sing:)
chua: hi,dropping by
J'laine: Just dropping in to say hi and hope you have a good week.
Marites: visiting here:) hope you're having a good weekend.
Dauphine: Hi Teacher kumusta na dyan? Long time no visit with each other. Hope things are well for you. Hugs for your daughter.
tita beng: Stopping here and took a lot of reading. Haven't been here for quite a while. Will b back soon!
clydens: well, halloween is fast approaching and soon x'mas time too...just enjoy snd be happy...God Bless...
Marites: am a breasfed baby too and bless my mother, i rarely get sick. puwera usog! happy weekend.
NurseReview.Org: Excellent site that you should checkout NurseReview.Org
Marites: congrats on your first anniversary! and get well soon.
j: hey! congrats on your 1st. here's wishing many more to come.
j: was here too, nakikibalita na rin. sold na haus nyo? that is really great news!
Nova : tag u here dear: http://www.supernovachron.com/2008/09/tagged-time-friendship-tag.html
Lis: Thanks for doing the tag. I was here to read it.
Ancestral Paths: Hi, out blogging, love your site and great photos. Care to exchange links?
J'laine: Just stopping in for a visit.
Marites: sayang ng ice cream! may magbigay sana dito sa amin hehehe!
desperateblogger: hello! wala. nangungulit lang...
Tita Beng: Just passing by after visiting your other site!
j: daan na din here. hope all's well.
nn: hi, nice blog you got here, care to exchange link?
Marites: Hi Jul, I gave you the Why do we need friends tag in your other blog:) happy a good weekend.
Tita Beng: Still busy? Just don't forget to breath... he he. Take care!
emma: hey mommy jul, I'm finally back.I told you you one of the first people I will visit when I felt the desire to blog again.here I am..grabe ganda ng dalaga mo..mana sa mommy.

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008

7:55 PM

The Onion and the Christmas tree

My day is done so I am saying goodnight already. It's been a so-so day for me. Not too busy but not too idle either. It's almost my bedtime so I better stop here. But before I leave...here's one joke I have saved in my Inbox for quite some time already.

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The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
 
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
 
"Onions?"
 
"Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry." L
 
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"
 
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his "willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
 
"A Christmas tree??"
 
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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